Machine Gun Kelly's Smokeshow Guitarist Sophie Lloyd Is NOT The Reason For His Alleged Split From Megan Fox

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Sophie Lloyd, Machine Gun Kelly's guitarist, is shutting down any suggestion she has anything to do with his apparent issues with fiancée Megan Fox.

"Sophie Lloyd is a professional, accomplished musician who has been needlessly dragged into the media based off of meritless accusations made by social media," her management said in a statement to Page Six on Wednesday.

"Any suggestion that she has ever acted in an unprofessional manner or stepped out of her relationship are untrue," they continued. "It's disrespectful to her as a female artist and poor journalism and social commentary to be reporting anything else."

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I have a theory that I've kinda sorta publicized that states MGK and Megan Fox aren't weirdos. I mean… yeah, the fucking are. But they're not at the same time. When they're home alone and there aren't cameras or anything around, they're not these freaks they try to come off as. They just sit around and eat fried food and watch Family Guy re-runs while laughing at something stupid Peter did just like the rest of us. They try give off constant weirdo vibes because he's insecure about being a shitty musician and she's insecure about being a shitty actress. Being weird keeps you in the tabloids.

…And so does Megan Fox saying she maybe made sweet, sweet love with MGK's guitarist Sophie Lloyd. Because obviously it does

And apparently they're broken up now? Maybe? No idea. Don't care. But rumor has it his guitarist - who's actually a pretty fucking good at playing that instrument - is the reason? 

That's a little hollywood tea I can get behind. Even if this chances are slim, you know what we could be on the precipice of…? DO YA???

…A Megan Fox + Sophie Lloyd Catfight

Speaking of this episode, RIP Raquel Welch

And that's an outcome of this supposed break-up that I can get behind. Sophie Lloyd is a rocket and her being able to shred on a guitar makes her that much hotter:

And Megan Fox? Yeah she ain't bad either….

The fact that these two are about to cave each other's faces in to compete for that pud MGK's heart makes me irate. Still would watch the fight though. Would be better use of my money than the MGK concert I literally walked out of 2 summer's ago. 

Oh yeah… and she has a fully unlocked Only Fans. Enjoy you perverts